Stop the presses! Gather the nearest gaggle of concerned celebrities! And that so special prosecutor guy who used to play Lurch on the Addams Family, someone fetch him quick! We finally have us some sweet, sweet, longingly-sought, bona fide, genuine and incontrovertible proof of (insert trumpet flare here) COLLUSION With RUSSIA!
CNN Stoops To Blackmail in defense of its... um... honor? Except of course, everyone knows the network has no more a sense of honor than it has a devotion to the truth. The network's inordinate regard for itself has forced it to blunder big time, opening itself up to the perfect internet karmic storm.
Here are some of the first tasty treats headed their way: